What To Eat & Do When You’re Fighting A Spring Cold.
Well, I have my annual spring cold. Ugh! I rarely get a cold, and haven’t had one since last spring. I think as the weather gets warmer I jump the gun and pay less attention to the fact that colds and flu are still lurking in some areas. Once I go to shorts and sandals, I never go back. So in case you have a cold too, or feel like death from allergies, I thought I’d share what you should eat and do to get rid of the little bugger ASAP!
What to eat: I’m sure you’ve heard the question starve a cold – feed a fever. Or is it the other way around? I’m going with feed a cold. Because with the Flu, you really don’t want to eat.
When I’m fighting a cold, I usually will eat anything that I don’t have to cook or go out and get. So, always have a supply of Ramen and healthy snack foods like fruit. I recently discover the healing properties of Pepperidge Farms Pretzel Thins. Hint: Try and make the box last a few days. Because, remember, you’re too sick to go out.
For breakfast, when I’m feeling my worst – I’ll drink a cup of Umcka’s lemon cold fighting drink. It’s very tasty and the warmth brings you out of the fog you’ve been in since you’ve been up most of the night coughing. Then I’ll have some Adam’s Chunky Peanut Butter on Multi-grain toast. Then wash that down with big swig of NyQuil and 2-4 Advil and you’re ready for the morning.
For lunch, I’ll go Ramen. But if I don’t have any – there’s always pizza delivery. A Pepperoni Pizza, with extra jalapeños will go right to work at killing any bacteria that’s taken up residence in your body. The more jalapeños you can stand – the better. Follow that up with another swig of NyQuil (I never use the little cup that comes with it.) and a few more Advil if you’re still achy.
Dinner: Whenever I get a cold, it’s a sure bet that I’m low on Barbeque. I’ll bet you are too. So a slab of spare ribs from your favorite BBQ joint, with the hottest/Spiciest BBQ Sauce available will usually either cure you or make you feel better for sure. Also, get an order of baked beans and add some hot sauce or tobacco to spice it up. Make it extra HOT! Remember, we’re fighting disease here. Pay the extra few bucks for delivery or call a taxi and have them pick it up for you.
By now either a fever has set in or all the spicy food you’ve eaten has raised your core body temperature to about 212 degrees. And nothing can survive in that kind of environment. By time dinner’s over you may even see little virus’s fleeing your body heading for the hills. Now just keep up that regimen every day until you’re feeling like you’re old self again.
Works for me.
Disclaimer: Please consult your physician or pit master before embracing any of the methods I’ve mentioned here.
BTW. Here’s my list of movies to watch while you recover from this untimely ailment.
The Longest Day, Avatar, Dances With Wolves, Braveheart, Ben-Hur, 10 Commandments, and the entire Seinfeld Series on DVD.
There! You’re cured!




